So Soon?

Warning: Jube will not like this post . . .

. . . because it is about farts! (Before he came to America, he had never heard a girl fart. Too bad for him that he found an American girl to bring back to France!)

Ahem. Back to the story.

My dad once told me that it is only a matter of age before our farts become uncontrollable. He is a teacher, and he dreads The Day. The Day that he lets one rip in front of the class. When he's not in class, he farts as much as he wants.

Today was The Day for me. I think I managed to cover it pretty well, though. I didn't blush, I didn't laugh . . . I pretended like I had heard nothing.

Although I think that they knew it was me anyway . . .